Hey it's hot here! I am not exploiting the title of E.L. James bestselling novel.
I haven't read Fifty Shades of Grey. (I'd link it but I'm too lazy. Google it if you honest-to-god have no clue.) I have nothing against the book or its author or how it came to be written or its subject/theme/point. I realize many readers have fallen passionately in love or passionately in hate with this trilogy. I haven't read it. I'm not curious about it.
But I had to post this. Culled from the book:
"My subconscious has passed out, and my inner goddess is endeavoring to look brave."
I fell down laughing.
C'mon. You have to admit--whether you love the book or hate it--that's funny.
Hey. "My inner goddess is not pleased."
Laugh already or you'll get a spanking.